FAQ
Questions from the investor call
What people ask when the slides stop. Answered flat, with one word where one word will do.
- Why does it cost forty-nine dollars?
- Because it is the highest number in the state, and somebody had to hold it. We are certain of that, roughly. The nothing is the same nothing everyone sells. The number is the product.
- What do I get for the money?
- A name on a state form and a desk in Wyoming. That is the whole product today. By the end of next year the desk is a robot. Wow.
- Is anybody at the office right now?
- Sometimes. The other businesses come first, strategically. When they do not need anyone, someone is at the desk. Interesting question. Concerning answer, possibly.
- What are the other businesses?
- Cars that plug in. Something with rockets. A robot that walks, slowly. This outfit is the fallback in case none of that works out, which is possible, and we say so calmly.
- Is the office fully autonomous?
- Not yet. By the end of next year, probably. We said that last year too. It remains true.
- What happens when a process server arrives?
- The papers are served on whoever is at the desk, or on nobody, and the state has a rule for nobody. It is on the Wyoming page in the state's words. Whoa. Read it.
- Who else is in this market, and what do they charge?
- These: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, World Registered Agents at $3, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Epic Registered Agents at $8, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, Sky High Registered Agent at $18, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, High Sky Registered Agent at $21, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Sky High Registered Agents at $26, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, High Sky Registered Agents at $33, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41, World Registered Agent at $42, Howdy Registered Agent at $43 and Epic Registered Agent at $44. All of them are under forty-nine dollars. All of them. Wow. That is not a coincidence, it is a business model, and it is probably the worst one in the state, or the second worst. Ours is the same nothing at the right number.
- Why Wyoming and nothing else?
- One state is the minimum footprint. The other forty-nine are coming by the end of next year, or the year after, or they are not. Wyoming was flat and had nobody nearby, which is what a pad needs.
- What is the most you would ever refund?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $12.25. Concerning number for a company our size. We would pay it from the car.
- Could you cut me loose without warning?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. It would be the fastest thing we have ever done, or the second fastest. There is a rocket.
- Will the price fall the way batteries do?
- No. Batteries fall. Rockets land. A registered agent at forty-nine dollars stays at forty-nine dollars. Interesting. We chose the one thing that does not get cheaper.
- Does the mail get scanned?
- It gets set on the desk. The scanner is coming. The robot to feed the scanner is coming. Both by the end of next year. Until then the mail is on the desk. Wow.